- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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