A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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