On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

it was all Tagart

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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