Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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