Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

I have an idea! You leave.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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