- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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