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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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