Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Anti Joke

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