Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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HEY!

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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12/23/2012

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Anti Joke

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