What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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