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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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