- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

matt is fat

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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