Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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