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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

knock knock go away!!!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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