- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

whats my name? Matt

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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