- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

knock knock i have diarrhea

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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