- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

kennah campion when she talks

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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