A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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