Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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