- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Anyone can post anything.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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