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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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