Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

A sober Irish individual.

What's big and purple? Barney

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

12/23/2012

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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