- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

noah is a scrub jungle

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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