- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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