- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

whats up and also down? your mum

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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