A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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