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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what is 3+3= 8

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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