- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

The duck didn't cross the road.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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