- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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