What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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