- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Kyle grund parker coffey

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

women's rights.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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