What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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A man died.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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