- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

it's funny because it's funny

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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