why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

12/23/2012

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What's big and purple? Barney

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