- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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