Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Japan

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Small Penis.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Anti Joke

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