- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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