What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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