-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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that wall over there ->

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Sex

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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