- Anti Joke

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.