- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's blue? The sky.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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