How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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boobs!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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