- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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