- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Do the roar!

A woman walks into a bar.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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