Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Robin, get in the car, please.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

women's rights

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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