- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

I am quite mature.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Julian Ha.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I like that, but why am I happy?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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