Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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How about that airline food?

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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