A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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School

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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