knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

I Have a Black Friend

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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