your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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