- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

SHUT UP JP

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Who wants water? I do.

knock knock come in

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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