- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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