What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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