- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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