Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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A man died.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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how do you win a game try your best

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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