what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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the WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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