- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's blue? The sky.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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