Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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