What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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