A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Chlamydia

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

i saw amango it splootered

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's worse than this That :(

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Anti Joke

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