- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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