A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Anyone can post anything.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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