- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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