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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

The cream, it is coming

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.