What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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