- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Female Orgasms

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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