A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I have an idea! You leave.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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