- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A Chinese man fails a math test

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Sam Hengal.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.