- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

jd and zach loves vigina

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

hashtags suck balls

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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