- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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