- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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