Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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hi mom

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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