- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Obama lin Baden.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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