why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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