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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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