Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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