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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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