hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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a black man pays his child support

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Anti Joke

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