what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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