- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Anyone can post anything.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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