How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Anti Joke

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