- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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