Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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I'm rick james bitch

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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How about that airline food?

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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