- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

woman's rights

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What hurts like hell? HELL

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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