Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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1+2 = 6

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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