- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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