- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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