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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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