Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Rick Perry.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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