Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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noodles

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What's 6+2? 16

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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youre gay

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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