Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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knock knock go away

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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