- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Wanna hear a joke? No.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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