Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Your mom.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Lacrosse

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Hello

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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knock knock come in

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Anti Joke

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