whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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knock knock go away

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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