What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Rick Perry.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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