Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Men's rights

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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William Raines.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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