Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Men's rights

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What's 1+1? 4.

William Raines.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

The WNBA.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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